HASBRO IS A JOKE AND MY MEMES ARE DOING IRON MAN NUMBERS  

 

 

 

 

 

List of corporate war crimes

Let the legal team incinerate fan art from a little girl in cold blood

Tara Strong leaking info on twitter unauthorized

Pro-terrorist GI Joe in the comics

Rodimus Prime

Buying the Death Row Records catalogue

Season 3 in general

Seasons 8 and 9

Ripping off TTG five years too late

Bending over for Chicom

Trying to buy Dreamworks

A billion unwanted Monopoly variants

Partnering with Gameloft (costs real money)

Rebooting Littlest Pet Shop over and over

Letting The Hub fail

Pretty much all of the early to mid 90s for Transformers

Michael Bay overall

Lying about Applejack's popularity

Overproducing nu-Star Wars merch

Obsessing over TRU and not Amazon

Stressing Lauren into a miscarriage

Paying billions for a studio in Ireland just to make youtube shorts

Changing "Derpy" to "Muffins"

Why are there so many goddamn Potato Head variants

Did I mention they probably own Straight Outta Compton now


Addendum to all listed war crimes

The embarassing selloff of eOne

Embarassing selloff of the irish studio

Stock cut by 2/3 since 2019

3D G5 series cancelled

Aussie shovelware no one wants

Youtube livestream viewcounts botted

Still no sign of GI Joe reboot

MLP infection trend was all G4

50% of SKUs make 2% of sales

Transformers quality down the toilet

G4 still dominates online media

Blueprints unable to be charged

Chris-chan was right

G5 caused the war in Ukraine

G5 is not Kenough

Hasbro's gate sign = new piss mecca???



This was the warning sign so many years ago

and now we have all devolved